幽默英語演講稿 模板1
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怎么寫幽默英語演講稿
love your mother
愛你的母親
why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?
你為什么哭?一個(gè)小男孩問他的媽媽.
"because im a woman," she told him.
因?yàn)槲沂桥?她告訴他.
"i dont understand," he said.
我不明白.他回答
his mom just hugged him and said,
"and you never will, but thats o.k.".......
媽媽擁抱了他說,"你永遠(yuǎn)也不會(huì)明白,但沒關(guān)系..."
later the little boy asked his father,
"why does mom seem to cry for no reason?".
后來小男孩問他的父親"媽媽為什么似乎在無緣無故的哭泣?"
"all women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say......
"所有的女人都會(huì)常常沒有原因地哭泣",這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的...
the little boy grew up and became a man,
still wondering why women cry.
等到小男孩長大,成了男人的時(shí)候,
他仍然奇怪媽媽為什么哭.
finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked "god, why do women cry so easily?"
最后他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問"上帝,為什么女人容易哭泣?"
god answered......
上帝回答:
"when i made woman,
i decided she had to be special.
i made her shoulders
strong enough to carry
the weight of the world, yet,
made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...
"當(dāng)我創(chuàng)造女人的時(shí)候,
我決定把她造的很特別,
我讓她的雙肩強(qiáng)壯的足以能夠承擔(dān)整個(gè)世界,但是,
卻讓她的雙臂溫柔的足夠去安慰他人...
i gave her the inner strength
to endure childbirth
and the rejection
that many times will come
even from her own children.
我給她內(nèi)在的力量去忍受生產(chǎn)的劇痛,
也讓她有勇氣承受無數(shù)的傷害,
甚至這些傷害有時(shí)會(huì)來自于自己的孩子...
i gave her a hardness
that allows her
to keep going and take care
of her family and friends,
even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without
complaining....
我給她頑強(qiáng),讓她能夠不斷地前進(jìn),
并且照顧自己的.家人和朋友,
甚至當(dāng)每個(gè)人都放棄的時(shí)候,
她卻能夠堅(jiān)強(qiáng)地在疾病和勞累之時(shí)毫無怨言...
i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly....
she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenagers an_ieties and fears....
我給她內(nèi)心的敏感,讓她在任何環(huán)境下都深愛著自己的孩子.甚至在他們深深傷害她的時(shí)候．．．
她用那特別的力量，讓年幼孩子的在受傷的時(shí)候感到安慰，也能夠讓年輕的子女消除緊張與恐懼．．．
i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults
and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....
我給她力量關(guān)心她的丈夫，盡管他會(huì)犯錯(cuò)．我用男人的肋骨創(chuàng)造了女人，使女人可以保護(hù)男人的心臟．．．
i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....
幽默英語演講稿 模板2
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_in a humorous way
#幽默式開場欣賞
my respected comrades, i think when my name mar_ gorky is mentioned here, some measuring modifiers such as "great" "noble" "tall" will be added to it. if we always overemphasize and boast a certain person, we will neglect the achievements others made and the importance of others e_isting. i wonder if you have ever thought of that. please believe me. i"m not talking high language on purpose nor am i making myself up. considering some important reasons, i have to speak so. say, there are great difference between our ages, but we share the same mother─children of all literature of soviet union.
judging the value and the authors" achievements is up to the readers. and commenting on a piece of works of literature is up to the critic.
敬愛的同志們，我覺得，提到高爾基的名字時(shí)，常常會(huì)加上一些度量的形容詞，如"偉大的"、"高尚的"、"高大的"等等。如果老是過分地強(qiáng)調(diào)和抬高一個(gè)人物，我們就會(huì)使別人的成就和重要性失去光彩，這一點(diǎn)，你們沒有想到吧？請相信我，我并不是故意講漂亮話，也不是裝模作樣。有許多重要的原因使我不能不說這些話。打個(gè)比方說，在這里，我們大家的年齡盡管相差很大，然而都是同一個(gè)很年輕的母親──全蘇聯(lián)文學(xué)的孩子。
衡量一個(gè)作家的成就，是讀者的事；說明一部文學(xué)作品的社會(huì)意義是批評家的事。
幽默英語演講稿 模板3
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matt and his wife lived in the country. matt was very stingy and hated spending money. one day a fair came to the nearby town.
"let’s go to the fair, matt," his wife said. "we haven’t been anywhere for a long time."
matt thought about this for a while. he knew he would have to spend money at the fair. at last he said, "all right, but i’m not going to spend much money. we’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. "
they went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. there were many things matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.
then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.
"fun flights!" the notice said, " $$ 10 for 10 minutes.
matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. however, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.
"i’ve only got $$ 10, " he told the pilot. "can my wife come with me for free?" the pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, "i’ll make a bargain with you. if your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight."
matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.
the pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. at one moment it was flying upside down.
when the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. k. your wife didn’t make a sound. she can have her ride free."
"thank you," matt said. "it wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out."
幽默英語演講稿
幽默英語演講稿 模板4
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幽默英語演講稿
幽默英語幽默英語演講稿范文
good morning teachers and fellow students. today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.
my favorite book is (italian: cuore). this is a diary written by an italian boy enrico. the diary is about his life and study. it included various touching stories that happened around enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten 'monthly' stories told by his teacher during the class. every word in the chapter describes the word 'love'. from patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.
this novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. i really like this book very much. how about you? what is your favorite book?
my favorite book is . have you read it before?
oh, i haven t read this book before. what is it about?
well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. the story is happy ending.
can you tell us why you love this book so much?
sure. it is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. i am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. i have decided to learn from her from now on.
oh i see, the story sounds very good. i cannot wait to read this book as well.
幽默英語演講稿 模板5
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once upon a time, a weenie ant was walking on his way. as he was walking, suddenly he felt the ground shaking terribly. he looked around with his paranoid eyes and saw an elephant walking right behind him. quickly, the little ant covered himself with dirt, but one leg was unfortunately left out. a sparrow saw everything, so she flew down with the purpose of teasing the ant: "hey, chicken! watch out your leg, it’s out!" the ant felt embarrassed at first but then calmly responded: " shi…i am going to trip that elephant."
right now, i’m standing on this glamorous stage. but everything here reminds me of is a not so fun memory. around this time last year i was in nanjing competing in another speech contest. that was the first time for me to be in such a large event. of course the pressure i was under was immense too. after a sleepless and stressful night, i went onto that stage without the feeling in my legs. that speech turned out to be horrible. i don’t remember how i get down from there, but i do remember afterwards i just wanted to find a hole to hide in just like the ant in the story. back at my school, it took a long time for me to recover. thanks to all the help i got from my special friends. my confidence was restored. after rounds of giving speeches and answering tough questions, i am here today. from all that i’ve been through i’ve learned that a good future is based on a forgotten past, if i want my life to go on well i have to let go of my past failure. so today, with out fear, i am tripping my elephant again.
幽默英語演講稿 模板6
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the footsteps of the __ world e_po is getting closer and closer to us, civilized and harmonious call is still ringing in my ears. shanghai, china obtained the right to host the world e_po __, e_po __ shanghai china will be a world event, the development of shanghai's new round of golden opportunity, as it is an important embodiment of our national spirit.
world e_po is a great influence and a long history of international activities, is the largest gathering of human beings. people from around the world gathered in one place display their products and skills, boast of their hometown and motherland. e_po set the culmination of human civilization, which has a unique appeal, make you feel surging.
world e_po is a platform, we are the masters. she put up a platform for us to let the world know us; she built a bridge for us, so we better communicate with the world. this platform may let us display self wantonly. we are the masters here, we have to landlord, let guest e_perience enthusiasm and happiness.
everyone to contribute for the e_po, we are no e_ception, as a living piece of fertile land in pudong's teachers, we are proud and pride. in the vision of a better tomorrow
, we have to do for the world e_po will own a wonderful ability, we have through our hands, warm heart and sincerity to practical action to achieve the commitment of shanghai to the world. we should educate the many students: do not throw garbage anywhere, no spitting, no jaywalking ... ..., hello, thank you frequently mention, let the material on this city with the new york comparable to the spiritual civilization. educate our students to e_citing __, willing to shanghai's future by copies of power, if only planted a small tree, participants in the shanghai world e_po foreign guests feel: this is a forest city, pollution-free city, ancient and civilized city. better city, better life! until the time of the __ e_po, then, we want to become a glorious volunteers, to changing our foreign friends in shanghai and china's long history, a
bout our education for the world e_po will contribute their efforts.
we e_pect the majority of teachers will be great enthusiasm for the world e_po into practical action to meet the world e_po, the e_po will be a total growth, and the city of development, the development of shanghai devote their efforts to advance hand in hand with shanghai.
幽默英語演講稿 模板7
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英語課前三分鐘演講稿幽默一
why does football get people into a frenzy?
who is your idol? it may be napoleon, picasso, or michael jackson. but who is my idol? can you guess? it is ronaldo. he is the no. 1 super star of football.
football is a game in which 22 people chase one ball around a large field. the aim of the game is to get the ball into the net to score.
after all, it’s such an easy game, and yet people go crazy mad over it. the answer lies in two facts. one is the game itself. sometimes it is beyond any description. football is a game of passes and techniques, passion and love, more importantly, unity is the key---the whole team working as one, united they will never be defeated.
the european’s style. of play is like a waltz, the brazilian like a samba, and the passionate argentineans play as if they are doing a tango. football is so unpredictable, so unbelievable. you will never know who will win until the last minute. especially when suddenly there is a goal, the fans who have been sitting on the edge of their seats, will be wild with joy and e_citement; and the losers with disappointed hearts will despair over their teams.
the other is of course the super stars. each one has his own personality, just like my idol ronaldo. when he smiles, we all smile with him. who can forget that buck-toothed smile, or that unique hairstyle. during the 2024 world cup. ronaldo was born to a poor family. he has set an e_ample to children who can’t afford a pair of shoes, but have talent and a passion for football. he gives them confidence and hope of a better future.
football is the game that wins everyone’s heart and the best game ever invented.
為什么足球會(huì)讓人變得瘋狂?
誰是你的偶像?這可能是拿破侖，畢加索和邁克爾·杰克遜。但我的偶像是誰?你能猜到嗎?這是羅納爾多。他是1號足球超級明星。
足球是一場比賽，22人在一個(gè)大的領(lǐng)域追逐一個(gè)球。比賽的目的是把球打進(jìn)網(wǎng)以得分。
畢竟，這是一個(gè)很容易的游戲，但人們瘋狂的瘋狂。答案在于兩點(diǎn)。一個(gè)是游戲本身。有時(shí)它是超越任何描述。足球是一種傳球和技術(shù)，激情和愛，更重要的是，團(tuán)結(jié)是關(guān)鍵---整個(gè)團(tuán)隊(duì)合作，團(tuán)結(jié)，他們永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)被擊敗。
游戲的歐洲的風(fēng)格就像一首圓舞曲，巴西人喜歡桑巴，和熱情的阿根廷人玩如果他們正在做的探戈。足球是如此的不可預(yù)測，如此令人難以置信。你永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)知道誰會(huì)贏，直到最后一分鐘。特別是突然有一個(gè)進(jìn)球，那些坐在他們座位邊上的球迷，會(huì)帶著喜悅和興奮的心情，失望的心會(huì)讓他們的球隊(duì)感到絕望。
另一則是超級明星。每個(gè)人都有自己的個(gè)性，就像我的偶像羅納爾多。當(dāng)他微笑時(shí)，我們都對他微笑。誰能忘記，巴克齒的微笑，或獨(dú)特的發(fā)型在2024世界杯。羅納爾多出生于一個(gè)貧窮的家庭。他給孩子們樹立了一個(gè)不起一雙鞋子的榜樣，但有一個(gè)天才和對足球的熱情。他給他們信心和希望的一個(gè)更好的未來。
足球是一場比賽，是每一個(gè)人心中最好的游戲，永遠(yuǎn)存在!
英語課前三分鐘演講稿幽默二
i received a devastating blow to my self-confidence in the first interview of my college years. i applied to be a host in our student acting troupe and felt confident that i would be accepted. but one of the panel members told me: "you seem inadequate and you are a little vertically-challenged." my life has never been the same since. i used bigger heels to complement my height and psychological maneuvers and tricks to hide my lack of confidence. but no matter how hard i tried to look the part, there was still something missing.
as president of english club, i organized the rehearsal of snow white for an english party. unfortunately, we could not find an actor to be the last dwarf. it had to be someone who was humorous by nature and fluent in english. suddenly, all eyes turned to me, and i knew i would have to be the dwarf. to my great surprise and delight, once on stage, i was totally absorbed in the performance and my humorous nature was put to full use. as the dwarf, i was a big hit.
yes, each of us is only one among millions of others, but each of us is an individual and each of us is unique. cultivating our individuality will transform our lives, making of them a kaleidoscope of new colors and te_tures.
a world deprived of diversity would be a bland and boring place. the real tragedy is not being short or shy or ugly, but having your identity lost in a world in which everyone is a clone of a model cool boy or a flawless charming girl.
given a choice, i would rather be ugly than live in such a world. i"d rather be a genuine dwarf accompanying a snow white than be a snow white among nothing but snow whites. i would rather be myself. i would contribute my individual and unique colors to create a more diverse universe. please, be yourself.
譯文:我重樹信心
大學(xué)生活的幾年里，當(dāng)我參加第一次面試時(shí)，我的自信心受到了沉重的打擊。我向“學(xué)生劇團(tuán)”申請出演一個(gè)主角，而且我十分自信地認(rèn)為我會(huì)被錄用。但是,其中有個(gè)劇團(tuán)成員告訴我:“你似乎不太合適出演這個(gè)角色，因?yàn)槟愕纳砀哂悬c(diǎn)問題。”我從未遇到過這種情況。我穿著高跟鞋來彌補(bǔ)我的身高，采用心理策略和技巧來掩蓋自己信心的缺乏。但是，不論我怎樣努力進(jìn)入角色，感覺還是缺少些什么。
作為英語俱樂部的主席，我為英語晚會(huì)組織排演了《白雪公主》短劇。不幸的是，我們找不到合適的人選出演最后一個(gè)小矮人。這個(gè)角色必須生性幽默，英語流利。突然，所有人的目光都轉(zhuǎn)向了我，我知道那個(gè)小矮人就是我了。讓我極度奇怪而又高興的是，一上臺，我完全投入到演出中，而且我那幽默的天性被發(fā)揮得淋漓盡致。作為一個(gè)‘’小矮人”，我取得了巨大的成功。
的確，我們中的任何一個(gè)人都是千百萬中的一員，但我們中的每個(gè)人都是一個(gè)與眾不同的個(gè)體。發(fā)揮我們自己的個(gè)性會(huì)改變我們的生活，使它們成為美麗的萬花筒。
失去了多樣性的世界是個(gè)冷漠、乏味的地方。真正的悲劇不是個(gè)矮、害羞或丑陋，而是將自己的個(gè)性迷失在一個(gè)克隆的世界里，那里到處都是典型的酷男孩或無瑕、迷人的好姑娘。
如果讓我選擇，我寧可面貌五陋，也不愿生活在這樣一個(gè)世界里。我寧可做一個(gè)伴隨“白雪公主”的真實(shí)的小矮人，也不愿做“白雪公主”世界里的一個(gè)白雪公主。
英語課前三分鐘演講稿幽默三
learn how to say no
we"ve all been taught that we should help people. it is the right thing to do and will make us popular with others. it may even win us favors in return. however, we must be realistic. we can"t say yes to every request. if we did, we would fail or go crazy for sure. sometimes we simply don"t have the time to help. in this case, we must know how to say no politely.
when we need to say no, here is one method we can try. first, we should tell the truth. if we really can"t do something, we should just say so. second, we should remember to refuse requests politely. we must communicate clearly, but must also be sincere and sympathetic. a true friend will understand. finally, we must not feel guilty about saying no. sometimes refusing others is the right thing to do. it can save ourselves, and them, a lot of trouble. in short, we cannot please everyone all the time. refusing favors is a part of life.
學(xué)習(xí)如何說不
我們都被教導(dǎo)說，我們應(yīng)該要幫助別人。這是應(yīng)該做的事，而且這樣做會(huì)使我們受人歡迎。它甚至?xí)槲覀冓A得一些回報(bào)。但是，我們必須要實(shí)際一點(diǎn)。我們不能答應(yīng)每一個(gè)要求。如果我們這么做，我們就一定會(huì)失敗或發(fā)瘋。有時(shí)候我們確實(shí)沒有時(shí)間去幫忙。既然如此，我們就必須知道如何有禮貌地說不。
當(dāng)我們需要說不的時(shí)候，有個(gè)辦法我們可以試試。首先，我們應(yīng)該要說實(shí)話。假如我們真的辦不到某件事，我們就應(yīng)該說不。第二，我們應(yīng)該記得要客氣地拒絕對方的要求。我們必須清楚地表達(dá)，但態(tài)度也必須真誠并且表示同情。一個(gè)真正的朋友會(huì)諒解的。最后，我們不必為了說不而覺得有罪惡感。有時(shí)候拒絕別人才是我們應(yīng)該做的事。它可以替我們自己和別人，都省下許多麻煩?？偠灾覀儫o法一直取悅每個(gè)人。拒絕請求是人生的一部分。
